A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! - Dylan Moran
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think. - Dylan Moran
He looks like a horse in a man costume! - Dylan Moran
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. - Dylan Moran
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran
People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: 'Be realistic!'"[What It Is (2009)] - Dylan Moran